Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Truth is...

Truth is..(For the fellas)

Most women don't "really" like sports. We just tolerate your Super Bowl parties, Fight parties, etc...Just to eventually get what we want from you or to meet other men.

When we say we're c*mmin. Chances are we're not. We just want to hurry up and get you off of us so we can call our BFF to tell her how terrible you were in bed.

When your lying...we really do know it.

When we say something like "Your like a brother" that means we will never ever eva eva eva give you the time of day.

If she says "I'm not kissing you cause I don't know you " this translates into.."Your breath smells and your lips are chapped and if I kiss you I will throw up"

If your a club promoter understand that MOST of the girl that exchange numbers with you ONLY want it to get in the club for free.



Truth is...(for the ladies)

If he says he wants to "let things flow" that means he's never gonna settle down. In other words...keep it moving.

If a guy doesn't kiss you during, before or after sex...more than likely..your NOT his main chick.

Most guys think about having sex with you before you even open your mouth.

Guys don't really know if their penis is small. They know if its big but NOT if its small. And even if they are insecure about it, they will NEVER admit it. Or really even care, as long as they are getting the panties.


Truth is...(for everyone)
Its NOT okay to be unemployed and on Facebook all day.

Booty shot pictures make you look easy.

Its NOT cute to post a bathroom picture with a dirty bathroom.


KEEP IT GOING FAM...POST YOUR TRUTHS!

WELCOME!

   Okay so I know your wondering "WHAT MADE HER DECIDE TO START A BLOGG?' Well, to be quite honest, Facebook doesn't allow me to get as "real" as I'd like to be. I have developed a love for debate, argument and am very curious at getting other people's persective on various issues. This blogg is a platform for you to be as HONEST and TRUTHFUL as you want to be. DON'T HOLD ANYTHING BACK. You won't be judged, criticized and unlike Facebook you don't have to worry about someone sneaking your boss or coworkers on your page.
   "What will we talk about" you ask? ANY and EVERYTHING. Sex, Relationships, Politics, Religion...you name it! Don't be afraid to AIR IT ALL OUT!

OH WAIT....Before we get started...there are a few rules. Please adhere to the rules and we'll get along just fine.

Rule #1: DO NOT INVITE ANYONE TO THIS BLOGG THAT WOULD GET EASILY OFFENDED..i.e..your momma, yours boss, your baby momma/father. This is a peaceful fun platform if your referring folks that will make your home life a living hell keep your mouth shut!

Rule #2: DO NOT PARTAKE IS BOGUS BEHAVIOR...i.e....arguing back and forth with people about personal crap that no one cares about. Talk about that mess somewhere else. We have NO time over here at clearascristal.blogspot.com.

Rule #3: NO POSTING OF YOUR/OTHERS NAKEDNESS. Listen, there will be plenty of sexual convos going around on this this site. However, this doesn't mean we want to see your or anyone elses genitalia. Take that mess to myspace..lol

Rule #4: DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL. Its just for fun and entertainment. Don't BRING your sensative ass over here if your gonna get offended by what is discussed PERIOD

LASTLY

Rule #5: KEEP IT REAL! *no explanation needed*


THANKS FOR CHECKING ME OUT...LETS GET THIS THING STARTED......